I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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