So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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