***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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