Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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