I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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