Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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