So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
