Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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