HIV tests are more positive than that guy
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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