this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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