so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Randomize
