he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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