I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
