As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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