Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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