I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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