whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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