She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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