no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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