I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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