Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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