Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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