my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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