she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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