if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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