do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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