we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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