with your own penis?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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