So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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