What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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