Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Ketchup is God's man juice
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Randomize
