if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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