is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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