found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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