dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
one might say we're banned from that church
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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