i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
we're so committed to being not committed
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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