is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
