so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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