You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
it glows. i had to have it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She's the barista slut.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
