O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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