Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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