Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he was CRYING into my vagina
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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