She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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