We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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