mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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