im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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