I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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