Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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