i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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