I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Come see our sink grown plant.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
